Friday, January 24, 2014

saggy

Short blog tonight... Granddaughters are here!

Everything is getting really saggy. Saggy ass, saggy tits, saggy chicken neck, saggy belly, saggy batwings (read upper arms), saggy thighs, even saggy ear lobes! However I think it's great. This morning when I was getting out of the pool and was returning some equipment to the storage room, I suddenly knew that I had a huge window in the arse end of my bathing suit. I could feel it as I walked and, of course, the 2 (male) lifeguards were behind me. There was nothing to be done so I carried on to the shower and then got my gym bag out to get ready for work. I examined the suit and lo and behold, no window! It just got saggy on my ass!!

Yeah, elly

"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep or I'd be rotten to the core." Phyllis Diller

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  2. Love this blog and didn't know how to explain how or why but Pete said it exactly. I am truly inspired by you Elly. Like Pete said, Fuck off world! Like me as I am or don't. I is smart…I is kind and I is important.

    love Joyful Old Roo

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