holy shit

1.God's poop 

2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

shit, oh shit, a lot of shit, deep shit, tough shit, little shit, piece of shit, pile of shit, hunk of shit, stupid shit, horse shit, bullshit, ape shit, bat shit, shit head

shitting bricks, get your shit together, lose your shit, when the shit hits the fan, shit rolls downhill, shit out of luck, don't give a shit, full of shit, don't give me that shit, are you shitting me? I shit you not, talk shit, scared shitless

looks like shit, tastes like shit, smells like shit

So many uses of this fine word, so many definitions, so many variations.  However, when you open the basement door and all you can smell is shit, and all you can see is shit, floating among the toilet paper covering your basement floor (and carpet), all you really want is "No shit".  After I plunged the basement toilet and realized that wasn't the problem, I waded in and plunged the floor drain in the laundry room, which seemed to relieve the pressure.  It seemed like there was enough shit on the floor that it could have been everything since Terry and Jeff solved my previous drain problem down there, but whether or not there is any connection, I have no idea.  I used a dustpan to gather the biggest chunks and flushed them down the toilet.  I tried to rinse the carpet at the edge with some orange-a-peel and turned on the de-humidifier.  Then I left it alone and came up to wash my feet, hands and crocs.  All I can say is "shit!"

On a positive note, the only clothes left in my closet that fit me are the ones I bought a few weeks ago, or got for christmas.  Good shit, eh?

Love, elly